My oh my! I've just returned from my vagina rejuvenation vacation (of course I don't mean mine, silly! I live with 2 estrogen beings--that can take quite the toll on yours testosterone-y truly) and what do I discover? Two of the most finest, forty-something foxes are giving their younger men the boot--and they don't give two hoots! Love it!
First, Sandra Bullock whips out a little cocoa baby like a rabbit from a magician's hat--bam! Then, she kicks her Monkey Man to the curb (thank the heave-ho heavens! I was scared Sandy might welcome that beast back into her bed, for shame!). But most importantly, the woman looks goooood. All bright and Crest-smiley on the cover of People magazine. Props, girl. You make extra-marital affairs look extra-ordinary and that's no ordinary feat.
Now over to Halle Berry's very surprise break-up from her Canadian cover boy. I've gotta confess: I didn't see this coming. I thought Halle finally found her true love (Lord knows she deserves to find her one and only) but rumor has it, SHE broke up with him! Good on you, Halle. Apparently Mr. Frenchy is a "loser" because he not only has a wandering eye but he can't bring home the other kind of bacon. Pfft. Who needs him! Halle baby stills look smokin' hot and her new 'tude and self-confidence, I'm sure Mr. Right is just right around the corner.
Boy oh boy. If I didn't like boys so much, I know I'd be having a hard time choosing between these two MILFs--they sure do a body good!
Okay, kids. I'm out. (again! HA!)
Gossip Boy XY XY
First, Sandra Bullock whips out a little cocoa baby like a rabbit from a magician's hat--bam! Then, she kicks her Monkey Man to the curb (thank the heave-ho heavens! I was scared Sandy might welcome that beast back into her bed, for shame!). But most importantly, the woman looks goooood. All bright and Crest-smiley on the cover of People magazine. Props, girl. You make extra-marital affairs look extra-ordinary and that's no ordinary feat.
Now over to Halle Berry's very surprise break-up from her Canadian cover boy. I've gotta confess: I didn't see this coming. I thought Halle finally found her true love (Lord knows she deserves to find her one and only) but rumor has it, SHE broke up with him! Good on you, Halle. Apparently Mr. Frenchy is a "loser" because he not only has a wandering eye but he can't bring home the other kind of bacon. Pfft. Who needs him! Halle baby stills look smokin' hot and her new 'tude and self-confidence, I'm sure Mr. Right is just right around the corner.
Boy oh boy. If I didn't like boys so much, I know I'd be having a hard time choosing between these two MILFs--they sure do a body good!
Okay, kids. I'm out. (again! HA!)
Gossip Boy XY XY